(APRIL FOOL) QUIZ - Nothing but jokes! Bad ones!

1. What bird is a "Scottish" bird?
2. What monkey is a "Scottish" Monkey?
3. What city in S.E. Asia is a "Scottish" city?
4. What fish is a Scottish fish? "No, not kippers"
5. What cookie is a Scottish cookie? (No, not shortbread)
6. What pasta is a Scottish pasta?
7. What nut is a Scottish nut?
8. What is "fearful of death" in Scottish?
9. What movie about a Scottish mountain stars Charleton Heston?

Answers to last issues quiz:

Here are some questions about Scottish places. In what city would you be if you were:

1. on the Royal mile?

ANSWER: Edinburgh

2. at Queen Street Station?

ANSWER: Glasgow

3. at Provost Skene's House ?

ANSWER: Aberdeen

4. at Balhousie Castle:

ANSWER: Perth

5. at the birthplace of golf:

Answer: St. Andrews.