What do you get when you google your name?

What do you get when you google your name?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.

Here are some other Stephen Prestons (and Steve Prestons), so you don't get confused. (Updated August 2019.)

Stephen Preston the flautist.
Stephen W. Preston the former Defense Department General Counsel under Barack Obama.
Steven C. Preston President of Goodwill Industries and former head of SBA and HUD under George W. Bush.
Steve Preston the astronomer.
Steve Preston the urban planning lecturer at Cal Poly Pomona.
Stephen Preston the former Liberal Democrat District Councillor from the UK.
Steve Preston the real estate broker based in New Hampshire.
Stephen Preston the AutoCAD developer.
Steven Preston the artist/designer based in Australia.
Steve Preston the "career catalyst" based in London.
Preston and Steve, a popular morning radio show in Philadelphia.
St. Stephen's in Preston, a church in the UK.
Stephen C. Preston, the mathematician. His name is...me!